I got lots to say and this is an experimental way to say it. This already feels like a blog post or an emailing list. I much rather be on DiScOrD than do this... I guess I can also do weekly-ish vlog updates but that feels off too. EITHER WAY I have lots to say to lots of people and this is just going to be ONE way of doing it for now. Thank you @NeonCherris for showing me a glimpse of discord reactions to my last message. It fills my heart to hear from Chance35, Silly and MoonMoon.Continued here

To All of discord-I am still going to cons and having a blast, trying to ride the high of friends like recently from PAWCon.
Chance35, Silly Dorito and MoonMoon Thank you for your well wishes and I thank (Dorito and Moon) for being my friends for what... a decade?
Amberlight101 You have a beautiful vision and I am so happy to be apart of it~
Frostbite Gator, I still recall you telling me "If PfH was a dragon, his horde would be his friends", I still quote you on that.
Kitsu Galaxy We have some unholy thousands of messages in dms and am most angry at losing that streak.
Void Trotter poly group, I scream to the heavens and just... damn, why are we so far.
PFH server the worst I fear is the many of you I just pulled in there and I vanished like a bad adopting parent that ran away. If there was some way of fixing it I would but alas it is if I got separated by the Berlin wall.
DnD peeps I will have options of joining in voice somehow and will continue to bless and curse you all with asshole birbIf things go well I might have a way to post via bot somehow, it is still experimental and trying my best here.Continued here

To the telegram groups-WarFarmers - Thank you for holding my sanity! Still the group I talk to most, The Warframe/MH grind will forever hold us together.
Roar- Gem sounds*
Lizardman-, may Anji counter your every super.
Ces- the Excal Prime of friends
GwenFX IRL friend and techno wizard
Ashes U 2 Damn good, and cute
Neon and Voidrat - HONK and Love <3. You two bring nothing but smiles and silliness I really need.
That Someone - invisible to most, still loved and I am surprised you reached out in telegram.
The Pack tm.- you will be mentioned more ahead but for here Thank you for listening and being absolutely amazing in caring for me when I was at my lowest at the con.I will primarily use telegram for now, add me @ponyforhireContinued here

PAWCON-I just got back from PawCon in California and was really worried that I was going to not know anyone and was really worried I was going to bomb things there. But PfH got revived rather quickly almost turned everything around as soon as I arrived. There are so many names of really awesome people that I can not simply name them all but here is a few.
Tom G-. You saved my ass in 20 seconds of meeting you, at I owe you much more than I have given.
The "Pack" - @ a'y'all's! What have I started 😐 AND how can I ever thank you all enough. Perpetually by my side and swarming my panels and keeping them (and me) alive. I am working on an artistic 'thank you' but it will take me time to complete. Please hang on a bit longer.
Wild Child and L.Meow - You both have skills I lack and I learned lots from you both. I will be hitting you up over the breaks of cons we have~
Juniper, Dawdle, Floof, Shug - All the hugs I got every time we passed. I needed them more than you know.
Stitch, Steve - confidants in your own right. Thank you for the deep conversations and chances to learn from you both. I hope to keep up with you both~Links

FanX
September 25-27

Panels
submitted: 0/6 accepted

Bigget Little Fur Con
October 13-16

Panels
6/6 accepted

Note-So BLFC decided to give me a mega 4 panel back-to-back-to-back set in the Teton room on Monday- Come watch me descend into madness

How to make furrends @ cons
Mon 5pm, Teton

Cons are a magical place where people can let loose and have fun. Make the Magic last all year long with this hybrid style panel and meet and greet to get started right away!

Furries vs Bronies- A roast
Mon 8:30pm, Teton

Pick a side and be ready because you, the audience will be able to participate and give your spiciest takes to the panelists, whom are; Mark the Shark representing the furries, and Pony for Hire throwing down for the bronies and the possibility of others joining them for a 60 minute wit war across the fandoms.

WHYoming (Stand up Comedy)
Mon 10 pm, Teton

Going past the Twilight Zone, but before Ohio, you will find the strange land of Wyoming. After spending 7 years there, Pony for Hire has some crazy stories like: Lightning, Gay cowboys, the Gritty and getting hit by all 3!

Convention War Stories
Mon 11:30 pm, Teton

After 30 conventions I have some tea to spill and some time to kill.Wanna hear about the BABScon ordeal? or the tracking down Garnika? or the Pink beer at ROTLcon? PfH tells these stories and more! Audience members may be asked to join me on stage if they got something spicy to share too-

Open Mic Night
Wed 6 pm, 3rd stage

This panel will provide four minute time slots to anyone who has an act to present. Sing, play an instrument, stand-up, tap dance, whatever. Keep to PG-13. Hosted by Vox Fox and Pony for Hire

Did you make furrends?
Thur 10 am, Shasta

Find any new friends? Caught any old ones? This is a continuation of "How to make furrends", come share success stories and heartaches alike, here.

PawCon
November 7-9

Panels
6 submitted, 4 accepted

Convention War Stories
Fri 8 pm, Donner

After 30 conventions I have some tea to spill and some time to kill.Wanna hear about the BABScon ordeal? or the tracking down Garnika? or the Pink beer at ROTLcon? PfH tells these stories and more! Audience members may be asked to join me on stage if they got something spicy to share too-

Open Comedy Night
Fri 9 pm, Donner

Try your hand, or preferably the mic, at your chance to throw up some comedy and make us laugh! All levels of experiences are welcome and get some pointers from a real rookie (hey its the best Pawcon could afford)

How to make furrends @ cons
Sat 1 pm, Donner

Cons are a magical place where people can let loose and have fun. Make the Magic last all year long with this hybrid style panel and meet and greet to get started right away!

Roast-a-Brony
Sun noon, San Martin

Be ready because you, the audience will be able to participate and give your spiciest takes to the Pony for Hire throwing down for the bronies and the possibility of others joining them for a 60 minute wit war across the fandoms.

Midwest Fur Fest
December 4-7

Panels
5 submitted, 2 accepted

WHYoming (Stand up Comedy)
Thus 11:30pm
Rosemont Ballroom

Imagine a scenario where a comedic pony, known for his entertaining performances and knack for storytelling, takes the spotlight on a virtual stage to share anecdotes from his own experiences. With a twinkle in his eye and a mischievous grin on his face, the talented equine performer regales the audience with detailed accounts of real events that have unfolded in his life.Discretion Advised - This event may contain some content that may be disturbing to some guests including coarse language, crude content and/or material or humor that may be seen as harsh, rude, or offensive.

How to make furrends @ cons
Fri 11:30 am
Room 33,34 (DESCC level 2)

Cons are a magical place where people can let loose and have fun. Make the Magic last all year long with this hybrid style panel and meet and greet to get started right away!

Further Confusion
January 15-19

Panels
Not open yet

HarmonyCon
Febuary 13-15

Panels
Not open yet

How to make furrends @ cons
Fri 12:30 Special Events room

Cons are a magical place where people can let loose and have fun. Make the magic last all year long with this hybrid style panel to teach you how o make friends, AND a meet and greet to get started right away!

Convention war stories
Saturday @11 pm Hall of magic
Encore at @12pm

After 25 plus conventions I have some tea to spill and some time to kill. Wanna hear about that 4-chan pony con? How about LVFC year 1? Or the SwatCon incident of H.C... Ask about tracking down Garnika.I'll ask one audience member on stage- that has been to more cons than I!

Furries vs Bronies
Friday 5 pm, Marriott stage

It's the the host "Pony for Hire" vs the audience vs each other? We will see how many undercover ponies are hiding out there /)(.
So bring your hottest takes but no bigotry, hatred or profanity. (Pg13)

WHYoming (Stand-Up comedy)
Fri 7pm Guadalupe.

Wyoming is like the badlands of Texas with the majesticism of Siberia. A land with the least amount of laws and most amount of guns. What stories come from this strange land? Come laugh at the strangest luck Pony for Hire has to say about this place-

Speed dating 18+
Fri midnight, blossom Hill

Co-Hosting speed dating with blank official panel information soon. TM.

Open mic
Sun. 5pm, Marriott stage

Everyone has a talent, show yours on stage! Get 4 minutes, a stage and a mic and show us your; jokes, singing voice, musical talents, or anything else you got up your sleeves! Or simply watch people shine, there are gems every night.

Did You Make Furrends?
Sun 2pm. Special Events

A continuation of "How to make friends", this is mostly a casual meetup where YOU help ME make a better panel by sharing success stories and/or troubles.

Convention War stories
Sun 10pm. Guadalupe (again)